About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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