omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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