i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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