It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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