Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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