If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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