so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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