so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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