It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
my shit smells like andre
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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