so explain again why im purple
no
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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