I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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