He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
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