and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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