So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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