i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
