WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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