Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Damn victory sex feels great
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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