You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
We are all done wearing pants today
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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