So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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