I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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