You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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