You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
All the doctor said was why
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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