she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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