Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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