that's an acceptable place to lick
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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