LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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