I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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