did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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