last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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