Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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