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Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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