After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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