Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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