I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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