i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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