True but thats because hes a fetus.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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