Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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