I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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