thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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