Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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