I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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