Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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