Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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