i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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