Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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