Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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