Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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