Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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