so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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