it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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