I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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