Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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