come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We need to get me chipped asap
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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