I hate your face
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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