Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Operation Purity has been aborted
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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