well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i dont even know how to be here
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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