It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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